cool tricks to share with your kids
instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant
Are you a U.S. senator?
bro, you cant just self-diagnose that you are gay. you need a prescription from a board certified homosthesiologist
We’ve had rubbish luck re: photoshoot weather for weeks now. It was raining and my hair de-fluffed in seconds, but still bright enough to make me squint in 9 out of 10 shots.
e v e r y t h i n g about this is perfect
characters that go from villain to weird family member give me strength
i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face
if you have anxiety and you do a thing like get out of bed or call your mom back or go to the grocery store or go take that exam or give a presentation i’m really proud of you and if you don’t do that stuff i’m still super proud of you for existing!!!!